Short jokes
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What was blue and black and doesn't like to have sex... The little girl in my trunk.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.