Short jokes
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."