Short jokes
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.
I had a fun funeral / birthday.
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."