Short jokes
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.
You really gay. No questions added.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Yeoooo.
TikTok
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My dad and cancer go into a fight. I never saw my dad after that.
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.