Short jokes
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Yeah.
Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.