Short jokes

What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?

Paul.

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

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What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

Little boys' pants half off.

What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.

What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.

Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?

The Apple repair store.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

KSI driving ability.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.

9/11

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.

Batman vs Superman?

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."

My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.