Short jokes
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
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When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!