Short jokes
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
One of the students reported a school shooting.
That fucking snitch...
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Read this word:
Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do you call mo on a dating website? Tissue face.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
...
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
The number 13? Not on my watch!