Short jokes
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Get up, you lazybones!
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
I knead bread.
I have breakfast with my boys.
Porky
I wear a nose on my forehead.
I like tortles.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Chomp!
I sat on a chair.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.