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The 5-Miles Dog

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I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

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    • The humor is based on a pun. The person named their dog "5-Miles" and then uses that name to make it sound like they walk five miles every day when they are actually just walking their dog.

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    • Comments (17)

    • That's not a joke. It pure genius

    sweet you absolute bellend, you fucking pedo nonce kiddy tickling strawberry picker

    dot is so right.....genius

    U r a absolute block head

    I called my dog awesome so I can say "I'm fucking awesome"

    I ran over 5 miles today

    This is so good!!!!! Can't stop laughing! #laughattack

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    IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

    that means I d 5-miles every day

    Spanish Swan

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