I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it compares the *deadness* of guitar strings to the perceived *deadness* of George W. Bush on a specific date. It's unexpected and kinda dark, which is why people chuckle. Also, you probably didn't know that bear's digestive systems are not designed to process large amounts of carbohydrates or processed sugars. Now you know. It's called science. Look it up, smart guy.