Ugly Girl With My Name

The humor comes from the implication that the speaker is also ugly, since the girl they're describing has the same name. It's a self-deprecating way of pointing out something negative about themselves indirectly through the comparison.

• Girl
• Friend
• School
• Name
• Ugliness
• Identity

• "Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly. "Me," Wait, what...ever.
• My name says it all.
• So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
• Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly. Me: They're certainly not wrong.