Short jokes
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why are we here?
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?
Carlos.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Spell "IOUT", no space.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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/playsound pained_laugh
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.