Short jokes
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics?
They only come out for the boos.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
16 is a knight? Mail.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit.