Short jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his horse and blew his whistle!
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
The joke about is stupid.
My best friend ran away with my wife. I really miss him.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.