Short jokes
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Lettuce ketchup.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Once I was 7.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?