Short jokes
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
#takemebacksophie
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
You are.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Octopussy.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Why can't you buy an iPhone X?
It's too expensive.
iran
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.