My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
Short Jokes
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Your mom is gay, just like your dad.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
These are meannnnn.
Toby Fox.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
