Short jokes
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, I will kill your family.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
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When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"