Short jokes
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
He lost Wifi connection...
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Y'all is ugly!
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Ice cream is just like I scream.