Short jokes
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
A ginger.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Why was Santa Santa?
Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
Velcro is such a rip-off.