Short jokes

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.

I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.

I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.

I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!

Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

You know we straight with doin' your mom.

Abdi and Tunde are real.

Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"