Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Short Jokes
Let's taco about something.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Oofer.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Two nuns in a bath.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
¿Hola, quién es?
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
