Short jokes
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Taylor.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Are you choked?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
The South.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Allahu Akbar.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Toilet paper cried across the road.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Poo.