Short jokes
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
She said no, so I raped her.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
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Baaaaaa
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.