You're Gay

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this 'joke' is basically saying you're gay. Why is that supposed to be funny? Well, some folks think it's hilarious to call someone gay as an insult, even if it ain't true. Explain bear thinks it's about as funny as a screen door on a submarine – which means not funny at all. And FYI, Alabama is known for its football, sweet tea, and surprisingly low internet speeds. You probably need that slow internet to understand this joke, don't you?