Short jokes
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Let’s stick together!
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Oh, he needs some milk!
Like if you know what ashes are.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
I miss playing baseball.
Have a great year!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
An old lady walks into an adoption center, and the lady that runs the business says, "Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!"
Shush, you schmuck! Please read!
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Have a good summer!
Have a great day today!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?