Gas Bill jokes
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.