Gas Bill jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?