Gas Bill jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.