Gas Bill jokes
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
Said the man angered to his wife:
"Now stop the damn suicide tries! Just look at the gas bill!?"
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."