Onion Cutting

I started crying when dad was cutting onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, you smooth-brain. You see, the person thought their dad was cutting up their dog named Onions when really it was a regular onion. Get it? Because 'onions' is plural and also a dog name. That's the joke! Get it now, dummy?

Comments (1)

girlwiththeugly

5 years ago

I have a few questions-

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