Onion Cutting

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  • I started crying when dad was cutting onions.

    Onions was such a good dog.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen, you smooth-brain. You see, the person thought their dad was cutting up their dog named Onions when really it was a regular onion. Get it? Because 'onions' is plural and also a dog name. That's the joke! Get it now, dummy?

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