What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Short Jokes
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
You're tiny!
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One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
