Worth It

The humor comes from the dark twist: the speaker was in jail for 10 years, not because they were grieving, but because they murdered their wife. The phrase 'it was worth it' adds another layer of dark humor by implying the murder was justified in the speaker's mind.

• Murder
• Wife
• Die
• Woman
• Morbidity
• Time

• The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
• What's the worst thing you can say to a widow? "I'm sorry, I just had to."
• I comforted my friend about his wife's death, until I found out who did it.
• "I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years." "Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!" "No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."