Chill Legumes

Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is peak comedy, even for a dummy like you. "Hippeas" sounds like "hippies," right? And hippies are known for being chill. You probably think "chill" means the temperature, but real playas know it means relaxed and laid-back. Also, I bet you didn't know that hippeas are a type of chickpea snack. Now you're learnin'!