Legume jokes

What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean?

Bean.

What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?

The Creature from the Black Legume.

What do you call chill legumes?

Hippeas.

Daikon legs.

Beans

What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.