Short jokes
Donkeys are cool.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Boomer.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
I'm gay.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.