Short jokes

Cow A: I slept with your sister!

Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

All the other cows:

:O

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

You're a fat poop poop!

Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.

I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.

Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?

Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.