What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Short Jokes
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
moo.
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
