Short jokes
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
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Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.