Short jokes
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Orange you glad to see me?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
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Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.