Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Short Jokes
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
