Short jokes
One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what hits first?
His lawnmower.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Deeeeeertt.
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."