Short jokes
Bib C, IIf.
I am a beautiful person.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Games
I like school.
I miss school so much.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
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