Short jokes
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
My friend has a dry sense of humor.
Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I smell like skunk.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
My name has "anus" in it.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
How do mountains see? They peek.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.