Short jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
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Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"