Short jokes
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Orange you glad to see me?
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
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Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.