Short jokes
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
When I mist, I miss.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
I bOi jug go CMC?
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.