Orphan's "Frozen" Dislike

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans and the movie "Frozen". In the movie, there's a song about "love is an open door". But, get this, orphans don't have parents, so they don't have that "open door" of parental love. It's dark, but it's also kinda funny... in a twisted way. The fact that you needed me, Explain bear, to tell you this means you may be as smart as a bag of hair.