My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
Short Jokes
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Rocks rock and crack!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
How to write a joke?
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Bomb goes Uno.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
