Short jokes
When I mist, I miss.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
I bOi jug go CMC?
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
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In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWESOME!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.