Short jokes
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
If Trump pooped in a toilet, the toilet would die.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
There are two Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
A cop.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.