Short jokes
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
trolololololloollllol
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.