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What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.