Short jokes
Slob on my knob.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
You're really sexy đ
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the wayđ.
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because theyâve got guardians!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasnât happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
"Guys! Letâs hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
What is the difference between the assassination of CĂ©sar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.