Short jokes
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.