What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Short Jokes
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What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Biden
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What do you read on Halloween?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
