Big Ben jokes
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.