Big Ben jokes

The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.

At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.