Short jokes
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.