Short jokes
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Nononono.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."