A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Okay, so here's the deal, ya dummy. The priest is worried about saving the kids from the fire. But the rabbi's response is a crass and shocking statement. The priest then asks, "Do we have time?" as in, "Do we have time to literally 'fuck the children'?" It's funny 'cause it takes the rabbi's words in the most awful way possible. And you, my friend, didn't catch that, which proves my point about your brainpower.
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This is a brilliant joke