Short jokes
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Nosy.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Throw a plate.
It’s broken, right?
Say “sorry” to it.
Did it fix back?
No... that’s the same thing you did to me :)
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!