Short jokes
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Bum.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Dan, I'd bent.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Beach whales.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.