Short jokes
Fishermen are the best at networking.
I took a sip of water.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH