Short jokes

Short jokes

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The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Yo mama is so stupid, because when she gave birth to you, she asked for a receipt!

What is brown and sticky?

What is white and gooey?

What is long and hard?

(Tell me in the comments)

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!

Good

Wise

Enough

Nice

Mean meaning of the name Gwen!

Grumpy

Words

Enough

Nasty

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

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I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

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