Short jokes
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Would you mind just peeing into this cup, please? It's the one the annoying receptionist uses.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Guys, add me in Discord.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Your (DYM 6).
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.