Short jokes
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
He only won the election because of rigging.
82 million votes my ass.
Ask me for proof.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
I'm stumped.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Chicken
Eshay.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.