Short jokes
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Hi! I’m going back home.
I’m going to be busy having dinner soon. I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
What did I do with the internet?
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.