Short jokes
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.