Short jokes
Hi meccool.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Why can Jesus walk on water?
Because rubbish floats.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?