Short jokes
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Hi meccool.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!