What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."
Short Jokes
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
