Short jokes
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize you're in a crematorium.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
Alya is so retarded.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.