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    • Explain Bear

    This ain't even a joke, bruh. Someone is just tryna reach out to Alex. Maybe Alex is an orphan like you. You wouldn't know, would ya?

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    • alex you good? i see you have not been on here alllll day...

    i am here

    sorry hi how are you

    are you ok you have not been responding to me...

    wait is this the real alex....

    yeah technological issue an indian hacked my stuff he said computer have virus

    yes it is

    i was worried lol

    i see you really wanted to talk to me why is that

    i just missed you

    lol sorry for all of those messeges i was just worried because I thought jack hurt you...

    ok you thought it wasnt me

    he did but im ok now dont worry about me

    what did he do??

    he puched me but its ok

    did you bleed...

    no i didnt

    ok good but still..

    you ok though

    dont worry about it

    what did you do today..

    i kinda want to get some dino nuggies

    wait i am so sorry i do think you are the real alex but just to make sure before I spill my guts out to you who said I love you first...

    not much chilled out with the boys

    who are you dino nuggeis lol

    thats cool i chilled with my friends then we cryied ( btw that normal for girls just to cry lol )

    if you think its the real me why would you need to test me

    i'm sorry but a fake alex ( i think ) said hell yah to me

    ima just cunfused lol

    ok well when would i ever say that to you so that alex was fake

    ik i said when have you started saying that to me? to the fake lol

    ok now ik its you lol

    srry i have been scared that you didn't like me anymore I was questioning myself a lot

    did you see dino nuggies jokes yesterday

    dont worry i didnt

    oh this one "WHAT DO DINO NUGGIES AND THE BROWN M&M HAVE IN COMMON I WANT TO FUCK THEM BOTH"

    btw i just looked it up lol

    they were very wierd

    like what?

    just because i want to fuck the brown m&m and dino nuggies doesnt make them wierd

    um hello dino nuggie why are you stalking us...

    no i jst am trying to bring comdey to the party

    ok then alex do you want to go to google docs?

    ima sare one with you it is called hi alex its alya

    alex you there...

    nah sorry my docs is down for some reason

    ok do you want to google meet! we could talk and talk

    i can give you the link...

    got to go bye ALYA

    you fogot to say good bye love but ok...

    see you in the morning...

    good talk...

    alya r u ok?? i read the hole chat

    ok good tottally great...

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